How Glasses Affect Jauntily Angled Beanies

I've taken to angling my knitted beanies (which make up 90% of my large hat collection) lately so that they look purposefully lopsided, but the problem with that is my glasses create a huge lump under the hat, and that doesn't help with the fashionable-ness of the whole thing.  So that means I can't angle my beanies too much . . . which might actually be a blessing in disguise, since a overly-angled beanie looks rather stupid; I can get a bit overenthusiastic sometimes.
But really, it's sad when I can't angle my beanies enough, though.  :(  I can't see without my glasses, though, so I can't take them off and angle my beanies properly.  *sob*

~Billybobjean